dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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