help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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