I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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