I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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