im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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