the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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