she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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