Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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