why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
