you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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