ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Randomize
