I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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