i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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