she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Randomize
