we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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