Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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