when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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