Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No subtext here. People are naked.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Holy shit dude........stairs
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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