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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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