I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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