Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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