weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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