I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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