Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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