Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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