dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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