I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Blood and glitter go together right?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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