i just had sex bonerless
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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