Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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