as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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