even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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