I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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