he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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