Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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