therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have demons in me.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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