You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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