Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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