She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize