At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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