Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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