She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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