My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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