Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You can't just leave with hair like that
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize