When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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