just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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