Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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