Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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