think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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