Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
NoShamevember. You game?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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