i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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