I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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