So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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