When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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