Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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